I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. Posted onSep 25, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking. I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries. I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex. The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”