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"Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer. 🍁 Time for pumpkin spice lattes to cover up the evidence, am I right?! ☕️🎃 #FallVibes"

diet, fall, humor, i, seasons, self-image, stomach, struggle, suck

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99 shares on YouTube this month:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

40 shares on Twitch this month:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Going viral on TikTok:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Trending via Discord:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Spotted on Slack:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Going viral on Instagram:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Making waves on Facebook:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Going viral on Reddit:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Just shared via Pinterest:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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