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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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2 months ago

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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2 months ago

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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2 months ago

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I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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3 months ago

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99 shares on TikTok this month:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

91 shares on Reddit this month:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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Spotted on Discord:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Just landed via Messenger:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Just landed via Reddit:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Just landed via Discord:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Trending via YouTube:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Just shared via Instagram:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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