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🤔 Ah, Monday, the day that always leaves us questioning our life choices and wondering if we've angered the universe in some way… 💸💼 #MondayStruggles #WhatCostMonday

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74 shares on Discord this month:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

14 shares on X this month:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

73 shares on Slack this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Going bananas on X:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Seen just now on Slack:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

I miss you (the money I spent).

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

I miss you (the money I spent).

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

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