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🤔 Ah, Monday, the day that always leaves us questioning our life choices and wondering if we've angered the universe in some way… 💸💼 #MondayStruggles #WhatCostMonday

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46 shares on X this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

42 shares on Discord this month:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

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