It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.