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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.