Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.
  • Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.
  • Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.
  • Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
  • What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?
  • Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.