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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out itโ€™s just the politics.

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I donโ€™t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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Leave me alone, man. Iโ€™m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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