“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.