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  • Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.
  • That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.
  • I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.
  • Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.
  • Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.
  • You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.