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"Ah, the corporate dance of 'circling back' and 'taking another lap' – like a never-ending tango with emails 🔄💃🕺. Who knew office communication could be so rhythmic and repetitive? 😄 #CorporateQuirks"

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

39 shares on Slack this month:

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

23 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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