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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Manifesting you in my bed.

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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