Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.