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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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2 months ago

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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2 months ago

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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2 months ago

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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2 months ago

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11 shares on Slack this month:

The shitshow must go on.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

38 shares on Discord this month:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Going viral on Threads:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Making waves on YouTube:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Making waves on Telegram:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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