Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.