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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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