Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.
  • When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  • Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
  • Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.
  • Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.