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Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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Live now on Facebook:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Shared recently on Messenger:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

Just landed via Discord:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Spotted on Instagram:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Just shared via Slack:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Trending via Pinterest:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

2 weeks ago

Witty text about disconnecting from the internet to enjoy family time, humorous and playful.

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41 shares on X this month:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

77 shares on Slack this month:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

70 shares on Discord this month:

I love having plans to cancel.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Trending via LinkedIn:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Shared recently on TikTok:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Just landed via X:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Going viral on X:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Going viral on Reddit:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Going viral on Messenger:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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