Life is short, flirt with me! Commentary:"Life is shorter than my attention span, so make it interesting and flirt with me! 😉💃 #YOLO" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with. Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment. I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate. Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner. Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.