Life is short, flirt with me!

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.