Life is short, flirt with me! Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Life is shorter than my attention span, so make it interesting and flirt with me! ππ #YOLO" Related Funny Posts π€ Life is so dull when you donβt have someone to flirt with. Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment. I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate. Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner. Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.