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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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"Because who has time for safe ejecting when there's a whole world to conquer? 💥😎 #LivingDangerously"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged convenience, drive, humor, life, procrastination, risk, safety, short, shortness, technology, USB, USB drive on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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