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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.