Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Because who has time for safe ejecting when there's a whole world to conquer? 💥😎 #LivingDangerously" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia. If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB? You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed. I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane. I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.