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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's life is as stable as a wobbly Ikea bed frame! 😂 Maybe it's time for an upgrade to a more sturdy piece of furniture… and perhaps some self-reflection too! 🛏️💭"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, bed, furniture, humor, i, IKEA, self-deprecation, sleep, unstable on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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