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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Overthinkaholic!

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

63 shares on Slack this month:

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Trending via Discord:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Going viral on X:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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