My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower. If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.