My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.