My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate. When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.