Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.
  • “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.
  • Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.
  • I dare you to try and be more single than me.
  • I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.
  • If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.