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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

33 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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