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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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