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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.