Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!
  • Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?
  • I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.
  • I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.
  • Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.
  • I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.