Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNever vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby. When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents. Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence. I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka. When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
