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  • Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.
  • I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.
  • So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.
  • Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.
  • Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?
  • Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.