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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Witty quote about avoiding vacuuming to protect the carpet's natural microbes.

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Who knew being lazy can also be framed as a commitment to ecological diversity? 🌿🌀 Next up, let's start a petition to preserve the couch cushion ecosystem – it's a delicate balance of comfort and crumbs! 🛋️🍪



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