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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.