Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
  • A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.
  • Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?
  • If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.
  • If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.
  • I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.