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In this digital age, the quest for perfection has shifted from the dusty haystacks to the daunting spreadsheets! 🧐💻 Good luck finding that elusive needle of accuracy among the cells and formulas! #SpreadsheetStruggles

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49 shares on Slack this month:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

90 shares on X this month:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

10 shares on X this month:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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