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In this digital age, the quest for perfection has shifted from the dusty haystacks to the daunting spreadsheets! 🧐💻 Good luck finding that elusive needle of accuracy among the cells and formulas! #SpreadsheetStruggles

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

34 shares on Threads this month:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Seen just now on Discord:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Just landed via Discord:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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