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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Witty quote highlighting modern frustration with finding errors in spreadsheets.

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In this digital age, the quest for perfection has shifted from the dusty haystacks to the daunting spreadsheets! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ป Good luck finding that elusive needle of accuracy among the cells and formulas! #SpreadsheetStruggles



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