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Oh, youโ€™re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Oh, youโ€™re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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"Ah, the classic dilemma of the modern dating world! ๐Ÿค” Who knew 'situationships' could be so complex? Are you playing the commitment dodgeball or rocking the low self-worth tango? Either way, it takes two to tango in the land of blurred lines! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ"



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