One year older today, and still no closer to growing up. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOne year older today, and still no closer to growing up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.