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Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

2 months ago

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

1 month ago

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

3 months ago

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Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

4 months ago

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46 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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Making waves on Slack:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

Breaking via TikTok:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Trending via Slack:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Just shared via Discord:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Going viral on Facebook:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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