Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.