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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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28 shares on WeChat this month:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

22 shares on Slack this month:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

76 shares on X this month:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

43 shares on X this month:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

27 shares on Twitch this month:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Trending via Snapchat:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Making waves on TikTok:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Making waves on Threads:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Live now on Snapchat:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Trending via WeChat:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Going viral on Telegram:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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