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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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