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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

16 shares on Threads this month:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

49 shares on X this month:

I need a massage for my brain.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Going viral on X:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Going viral on Facebook:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Just landed via Discord:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Just landed via YouTube:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Making waves on WeChat:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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