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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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