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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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