Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRight now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.