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89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Just landed via Threads:

Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Going viral on Messenger:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Going viral on Messenger:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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