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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.