Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
  • Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.
  • I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
  • I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.
  • God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.
  • Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.