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"Well, who needs normal when you can have happy with a twist? Embrace your unique flavor and let the world wonder how you take your happiness served!"

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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2 months ago

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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2 months ago

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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2 months ago

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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2 months ago

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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2 months ago

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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1 month ago

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14 shares on Discord this month:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

100 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

58 shares on X this month:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

22 shares on X this month:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Trending via Twitch:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Shared recently on Telegram:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Going viral on WeChat:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Live now on X:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Spotted on WeChat:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Just landed via X:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

My nickname in high school was “who?”

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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