Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you’re going through hell, keep going.
  • I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”
  • Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.
  • My love language is deader than Latin.
  • If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
  • Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?