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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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2 months ago

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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4 months ago

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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2 months ago

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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5 months ago

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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2 months ago

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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4 months ago

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63 shares on TikTok this month:

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a break from me.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

82 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please hesitate to reach out.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

17 shares on YouTube this month:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

31 shares on X this month:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Just landed via Twitch:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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