Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.
  • Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.
  • I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.
  • I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.
  • I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.
  • I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.