Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
  • If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.
  • It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.
  • I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.
  • If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.
  • If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.