Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad. Commentary:"Ah-choo! Who needs a pat on the back for that sneeze? 🤧💥 Looks like someone graduated to dad sneeze level! 👨🏻🦰👶🏻 Better get ready for some ‘bless you’s’ coming your way! 🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze. Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume. A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze. If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze. Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”