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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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2 months ago

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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2 months ago

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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2 months ago

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Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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5 months ago

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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3 months ago

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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2 months ago

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55 shares on TikTok this month:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

14 shares on Threads this month:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

I probably think this song is about me.

Just shared via Instagram:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Shared recently on Threads:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Making waves on X:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Just landed via Discord:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Spotted on Twitch:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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