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- One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.
- In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”
- At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.
- Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.
- Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.