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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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