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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.