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  • Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?
  • Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?
  • Life is weird and then you die.
  • “You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!
  • You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
  • No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.