Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.
- The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.
- I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.
- Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?
