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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Live now on Messenger:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Just landed via TikTok:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Seen just now on Threads:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

2 months ago

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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71 shares on Instagram this month:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Just landed via WeChat:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Just shared via Messenger:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Just shared via X:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Spotted on X:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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