The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

My life coach traded me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.