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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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