The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen. Funny Quotes July 22, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend. Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors. How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again? My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.