The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.