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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.