Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.
  • Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
  • It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
  • Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.
  • True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.
  • You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.