The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

The police said I was a 'suspect', but I prefer being called a 'person of interest'.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of rebranding oneself from suspect to person of interest! It's all about keeping up appearances, darling 💁‍♂️🕵️‍♂️. Who knew a change in title could make such a difference in the eyes of the law? Detective fashion advice: always look good, even when suspected of looking bad! 🔍👀 #GlamCriminal"