Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!
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  • I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
  • The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.
  • If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?
  • I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.