There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?