Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.
  • They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.
  • Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.
  • I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.
  • My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
  • Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.