Home Funny Quotes There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

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Looks like love is getting VIP treatment now! 🚫🧡 Seems like the bouncer is keeping out the riff-raff and only allowing top-tier emotions to enter the heart club. 😄 #ExclusiveHeartZone

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