There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain. I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts. Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.