There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.