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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.