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  • I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
  • Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.
  • My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”
  • I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?
  • It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.
  • I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.