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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.