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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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