This alien invasion could have been an email.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.