Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.