Twitter is an abusement park.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.