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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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