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No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

32 shares on Discord this month:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Making waves on Snapchat:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Going bananas on Instagram:

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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