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  • “Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.
  • They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.
  • The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.
  • We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.
  • It takes guts to be an organ donor.
  • These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.