Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.