Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Commentary:
“Ah, the warm welcome of your 40s: accepting you with open arms… and ten extra pounds! 🎉🍰🍕 Don’t worry, those pounds are just a souvenir from your delicious adventures in your 30s! #NewDecadeNewBodyGoals 😅💪”

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