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"Ah, the warm welcome of your 40s: accepting you with open arms… and ten extra pounds! 🎉🍰🍕 Don't worry, those pounds are just a souvenir from your delicious adventures in your 30s! #NewDecadeNewBodyGoals 😅💪"

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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91 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

15 shares on Twitch this month:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Going viral on X:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Going bananas on Slack:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Broadcasted on Threads:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Making waves on Snapchat:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Spotted on Slack:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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