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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.