Trendy Funny Quotes

  • All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.
  • I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
  • I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
  • Everything will kill you so pick something fun.
  • Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.
  • Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.