Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You look like something I drew with my left hand.
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  • Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?
  • Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.
  • Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.
  • Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.