When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Commentary:"When life hands you lemons, make sure they don't see it coming! Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets lemon juice in their eye." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself. When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.” When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about. Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons. I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.
