When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.” When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about. Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door. Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps. Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.