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  • Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.
  • Being social sucks all my energy.
  • The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.
  • I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.