Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?
  • 11 out of 10 women are always right.
  • I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?
  • Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.
  • “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.
  • After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.