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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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2 months ago

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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2 months ago

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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2 months ago

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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3 weeks ago

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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5 months ago

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98 shares on Messenger this month:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

71 shares on Threads this month:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

22 shares on Threads this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Seen just now on Slack:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Live now on Twitch:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Shared recently on X:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

Breaking via Telegram:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Going viral on Messenger:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Live now on Messenger:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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