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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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Trending via Threads:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Just landed via Telegram:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Spotted on Twitch:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Just landed via Threads:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Just landed via Discord:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Trending via Reddit:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Making waves on YouTube:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Shared recently on X:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Just landed via Pinterest:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Going viral on Threads:

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Going viral on YouTube:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Just landed via X:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Just landed via Twitch:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Breaking via Threads:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Shared recently on X:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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