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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.